"The Family" (And not the cool Italian kind that whacks people)

My family members are a little...quirky.

So I must share with you at least once a week how a typical conversation goes with them.

This week the spotlight will be on my dad!!!




My dad is very,very sweet dude...but...he just has a little problem with tact...

For example: I make the grave mistake of asking him how an outfit looks...which never goes well.

You see my style leans more toward the Bohemian way...

But seeing as I am part Cuban and part Puerto Rican that is not exactly the norm...

So here it goes!!

Me: "Dad how do I look?"

Asshat: "Okay, I guess?"

Me: "What's wrong?"

Asshat: "It's just...why can't you dress more like the other Spanish girls around here?"

"You know...wear a lot of makeup."




"Some big hair or something."



"Fix or paint your paint your finger nails"



"Wear high heels"


"Wear some big earrings."



"Just...dress like a Spanish girl."



"And go out in the sun some time, you're as white as a ghost!"



Asshat:"But that looks nice I guess."



Me:*Mouth gapes open*


And that is my spotlight family moment of the week!!!